Einstein's+Lifetime

"What a fat baby!" said his mom. "I not fat! I only eat three milk bottles and one baby food can a day." "Maybe I am a little fat." Five years later... He never made his sister happy. "Never put lizards in my bed again, Albert!" He made his babysitter so mad she never went into the house again. Twelve years later... Albert was expelled from high school, "YIPPY!" said Albert. He was glad because he wanted to be with his family. He did not finish school because of his expulsion. In his middle age, thats when he did all cool stuff. For example, he invented E=mc2. When he died he died in his sleep.